HOA Troll
******** HOA, In accordance with a recent warning to remove my “holiday décor,” I have used all 14 days of my grace period to enjoy that which brings me joy, but have removed my lights in accordance with the demands…
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Author Archive: FLASH
Metrics For Success
Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen! Pummeling each other to death in the political mosh pit that is the threshold of another presidential election. Drowning each other in the insane hyperbole, lies, bullshit, and straight up bukkake face omelet…
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Practicing Bleeding: Quarantine Edition
Well, I have been in hiding for awhile now because there is very little commentary to add to the conversation that has not already been beaten to death in social, main stream, or cable media. I felt I had nothing…
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Response to Senator Lyndsey Graham Regarding SFC Richard Stayskal And The Feres Doctrine
SFC Richard Stayskal was shot while deployed in the war on terror. Over time, SFC Stayskal developed stage 3 cancer in his lungs as a result of the bullet fragments in his chest that the military doctors never detected and…
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Accountability is a Two Way Street
Growing up, I had problems with many of my teachers in school. My parents always took the teachers’ side, and rightfully so because I was a truly shitty student. Looking back, some of those teachers were as completely awful as…
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The Definition of Insanity
On this eve of the 2018 election Thunderdome, I have one request of my fellow American citizens planning to participate in the democratic process by casting your vote tomorrow, to include the voters who are dead and casting their votes…
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Let Me Stand For My Flag
Dear media, Seven weeks into football season and I have yet to see the opening ceremonies for a single game. I can’t recall seeing them televised for any baseball games in a very long time either. I understand the sensitivities…
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Random Thought of the Day: Taxes
Watching the never-ending story of government contributions to Planned Parenthood that just keeps coming back over and over and over and over again, I started thinking about where my tax dollars are going and wondering why I have no say…
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Political Correctness = Bipolar Fucktardery
Reading an article today about Interior Secretary, Ryan Zinke, hiring people for positions based upon qualifications and abilities and getting lit up by the press for discounting diversity as a factor and I was overwhelmed by a flashback of anger…
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FLASHBACK: Hot Dog Valley
Been awhile since I posted a new FARTICLE, but with all of the crazy shit going on in the world being covered by the 24/7 media brainwashing machine, there hasn’t been much point and mine would just be another observational…
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